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Apple Ad | Golf Humor | A Pissing Contest

November 24, 2009
Apple Ad | Golf Humor | A Pissing Contest

I saw this old Apple Ad from a featured slideshow presentation in CIO.com. †Now just imagine if this ad goes out now but for the iPod Nano? LOL. †Click here to see more old and funny tech ads. It’s important to take note though that we now find the gadgets and gizmos featured in most...
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Drink Wine, Not Water

June 8, 2009
Drink Wine, Not Water

THIS has been circulating around in the highest echelons of society †(i.e., business leaders, heads of states, the rich and the famous, etc.). †Or so I was told. †Why I got it in my e-mail inbox is still a mystery to me.††:-D Since these people are doing very well maybe we should follow their lead. -o0o- Wine...
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Of beer and hormones

May 22, 2009
Of beer and hormones

HERE’S TO share a forwarded e-mail message that really made me laugh. _________________________ Why I don’t drink beer anymore † This is serious stuff….beer contains female hormones!
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DAFT-finitions

February 26, 2009
DAFT-finitions

I WAS greatly entertained by these daft definitions a friend forwarded to me through e-mail. † ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle † BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
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Call Center Humor

February 15, 2009
Call Center Humor

THIS IS JUST FOR LAUGHS. †No offense meant to my Chinese friends. :-> † A scene (or dialog) in a Call Center somewhere in China
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Generation Gap?

February 13, 2009
Generation Gap?

THIS WAS forwarded to me by e-mail a few days ago. †It made me laugh out loud. †(Note: †I Filipinized it a bit. :-> ) † Our Lolas Don’t Know Everything † Little Juan was staying with his lola (grandmother) for a few days. He’d been†playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into...
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DIY ‘Japanese’ for the non-Japanese

January 16, 2009
DIY ‘Japanese’ for the non-Japanese

† I WAS TOLD that many of these words will allow you to carry on a light conversation in Japanese.† To sound more convincing you should read each line aloud and in a modulated voice.
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Midweek Comic Relief: A snippet from the ‘Harry Estipona’ Collection

December 4, 2008
Midweek Comic Relief:  A snippet from the ‘Harry Estipona’ Collection

MY FRIEND, Harry Estipona of the UP-MBA Housemates, loves to collect this kind of jokes.† I’ve always wondered why but never got the chance to ask him.† Maybe I will some day.† Meanwhile I just learned that he already went to the US of A to join his wife Janet and son Tatu. Maybe I...
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Comedy in Tragedy

October 29, 2008
Comedy in Tragedy

† FOR ABOUT TWO weeks now I have been getting lots of e-mail forwards containing jokes, witty word plays, and hilarious anecdotes about the looming global financial winter. On October 24 I posted a collection of ìproposedî corporate mergers and consolidations.† Some of the merger ìproposalsî are so funny.† For instance, FedEx + UPS = Fed...
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Mergers and Consolidations to watch out for

October 24, 2008
Mergers and Consolidations to watch out for

† EVERYBODY IS TALKING about the great global financial meltdown that started from the US a few weeks back and is now quickly spreading to the rest of the world. Mergers and consolidations, they say, are inevitable for businesses to survive this crisis.† Here are some ìproposedî mergers and consolidations that I have collected from e-mail...
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Chinese Language Lessons

August 13, 2008
Chinese Language Lessons

CHINESE†IS INGRAINED in the Filipino psyche. The Chinese have been our trading partners for eons. Most of us have Chinese blood flowing in our veins in varying degrees. We may not be aware of it but our language is peppered with Chinese words and phrases. These are NOT among them. Learn...
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Little Aileen and the Science Question

May 26, 2008
Little Aileen and the Science Question

I read this from Boo Chanco’s column in the Philippine Star today. I find it very funny so I am copying and posting it here in my blog for the benefit of my friends. To make it more interesting to certain people I know, I changed the names used in the story. † Ms. Cecile Dumlao,...
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