The meanest and funniest prank

THIS IS a very mean prank. I couldn’t help but feel bad for the people targeted by this prank. At the same time I was rolling on the floor laughing all throughout the duration of the video clip. I guess, I’m bad. But so are you, I bet. 😀

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Apple finally found a worthy challenger?

PRESENTING… (drumroll)… the PEAR!

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IT TOOK me a while to figure out what was wrong with the supposed MacBook on Carly’s lap in the photo.

I was literally rolling on the floor laughing when it finally dawned on me that the logo on her “MacBook” isn’t that of a bitten apple. So I guess that is not a MacBook after all.

Very subtly funny.

Nice one, Carly!

More Witty Pinoy Signages

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The following are names of Philippine business establishments. †Oh yes, they are all real. The humor gets lost in the translation, however, so to enjoy the humor you’ll have be a Filipino who speaks Filipino, or a “foreigner” who’s been living in the Philippines for some time and already understands the vernacular a good deal. †You’ll need some knowledge of Philippine pop ciulture, too. †Else, pass it on to your Filipino-speaking friends.

Bread Pitt is a a bakery. Read more

Pinoy Sign Language

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Photo Credit: www.photo.net.ph

We, Filipinos, are well known for our sense of humor. †We can find — and create — humor in almost anything. †We also love to laugh at each other’s slightest of faults, not really meaning to demean a fellow Filipino but just to have a good laugh. †Other cultures may find this difficult to believe and comprehend but it is so true. †We laugh even at the people closest to us — our spouses, siblings, kids, friends, colleagues — when they may mistakes. †We even laugh at our own mistakes!

Signages and other business markings are among the richest sources of good laughs. †Our command of English grammar and spelling is not perfect, but we communicate very well. †We even manage to make humor in the process! Read more

Warren Buffet’s Aphorisms | The Veterinarian | ‘Wondering’ begets Wisdom

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I just received “The Tao of Warren Buffet” book as a gift from my ex-girlfriend. †It is a collection of profound aphorisms from investment guru and mega-philanthropist, Warren Buffet. †I just started with it but I am already immensely loving it.

Here is a sampling of Buffet’s quick wit and wisdom from the book:


“Rule No. 1: †Never Lose Money.

Rule No. 2: †Never Forget Rule No. 1.” Read more

Apple Ad | Golf Humor | A Pissing Contest

Image grabbed from CIO.com featured slideshow
Image grabbed from CIO.com featured slideshow

I saw this old Apple Ad from a featured slideshow presentation in CIO.com. †Now just imagine if this ad goes out now but for the iPod Nano? LOL. †Click here to see more old and funny tech ads.

It’s important to take note though that we now find the gadgets and gizmos featured in most of these ads funny because we tend to compare them with the technology and gadgets we know today. †I can imagine that these featured gadgets and gizmos were the geekest and the coolest way back then.

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A David Blaine trick, or something like it

Image Credit:  www.fullstopentertainment.co.uk
Image Credit: www.fullstopentertainment.co.uk

This Math Test crafted by a world-class magician is said to be able to predict your all-time most-watched movie. †Mine is†True Lies.

Try it. †It really works!

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Instructions:

  1. Pick a number from 1 – 9.
  2. Multiply by 3.
  3. Add 3, then multiply by 3 again.
  4. Add the digits of the resulting sum together.
  5. Click on “more” below to find your all-time most-watched movie.

Good Luck.

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Win7 vs. Snow Leopard | Treatment for Leptospirosis | Deadly Cockroach |

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I found a very interesting article comparing the newly announced Windows 7 with Mac’s OSX Snow Leopard. †It is, of course, an inevitable face off, with the Snow Leopard winning the contest as far as the author is concerned. †I am inclined to agree. †But I am not exactly an objective juror so you should not take my word for it. †Read the article and see if you arrive at the same decision.

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For all concerned, here’s an excerpt from an advisory from Medical City on how to treat or even prevent Leptospirosis. Read more

How an Industrial Engineer would sing “Total Eclipse of the Heart”

total-eclipseI almost fell from my seat from laughing out loud when I finally realized what this is about. †It was e-mail forwarded to me by a friend and I didn’t immediately figure out what it is.
When I finally got it, the first thing that came to mind are my colleagues at work who are Industrial Engineers by profession. †I call them the “process freaks” (not in any demeaning way — like I am a “technology freak” and a “war freak”). Read more

Outrageously Funny TVCs

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I HAVE not been in blogging mood for several days now. †My mind is still too overwhelmed by the deluge of information I got from attending the Joel Christopher Internet Marketing Seminar last Friday.

I’ve been browsing through You Tube aimlessly to entertain myself. †And entertained I was. †Here’s just a sample of the really funny videos I stumbled upon You Tube recently.

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Drink Wine, Not Water


Photo Credit:  www.flavourofwines.com

Photo Credit: www.flavourofwines.com

THIS has been circulating around in the highest echelons of society †(i.e., business leaders, heads of states, the rich and the famous, etc.). †Or so I was told. †Why I got it in my e-mail inbox is still a mystery to me.††😀

Since these people are doing very well maybe we should follow their lead.

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Wine versus Water†

A certain Ben Franklin supposedly said:††“In wine there is wisdom.††In beer there is freedom. †In water there is bacteria.”†

In a number of carefully controlled trials,†scientists have demonstrated that if we drink one liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli,†more popularly known as E. Coli, the†bacteria found in feces.†

In other words, we are consuming†one†kilo of poop.†

However, we do NOT run that risk when†drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.†

Remember:†

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid,†than to drink water and be full of s–t.