More Witty Pinoy Signages

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The following are names of Philippine business establishments. †Oh yes, they are all real. The humor gets lost in the translation, however, so to enjoy the humor you’ll have be a Filipino who speaks Filipino, or a “foreigner” who’s been living in the Philippines for some time and already understands the vernacular a good deal. †You’ll need some knowledge of Philippine pop ciulture, too. †Else, pass it on to your Filipino-speaking friends.

Bread Pitt is a a bakery.

Maruya Carey is a a fast-food place selling turon and maruya in Greenbelt , Makati

Caintacky Fried Chicken is a an eatery in Cainta, Rizal.

Mang Donald’s is a a burger joint at the Naga City plaza.

Candies Be Love? Can anything be sweeter than this?

Doris Day and Night is a a 24-hour eatery.

Babalik Karinderia is obvious.

Holland Hopia is owned by Mr. Ho.

and next-door neighbor Poland Hopia is owned by Mr. Po. in Chinatown

Miki Mao is a a noodle house.

Tapsi Turbi is a a tapa house.

Cleopata’s is a a manukan and bakahan.

Goto Heaven is another obvious one.

The Fried of Marikina is a a fried chicken house. (I used to live in Dela Paz, Pasig and I loved this joint)

Wrap and Roll is a a lumpia outlet at the Quad, Makati .

Pansit ng taga-Malaboni is a a panciteria on Boni Avenue , Mandaluyong.

Side-saki is a a side street eatery beside Mandarin Oriental in Makati .

Let’s Goat-Together is a kambingan-cum-beer garden.

Meating Place is a a meat shop.

Meatropolis is a another meat shop.

Cinna Von is a laundromat.

Pier Carding is a a tailoring shop in Pier, Manila .

The Way We Wear is a boutique.

Curl Up and Dye is a a beauty salon.

Goldilooks is a barber shop.

Bote Nga Sa ‘Yo is a used bottle shop.

Goldirocks is a gravel and sand shop.

Fernando Pe’s Box Office Hits is a video rental shop in Palawan .

Leon King is a Video Rental in Las PiÒas.

Memory Drug is a clone of Mercury Drug.

Petal Attraction is a flower shop near UP Diliman.

Susan’s Roses is a flower shop, but of course!

Maid to Order is a maid-placement agency.

Singalong Sing-along is a karaoke bar in Singalong (where else?).

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