Apple Ad | Golf Humor | A Pissing Contest

Image grabbed from CIO.com featured slideshow

Image grabbed from CIO.com featured slideshow

I saw this old Apple Ad from a featured slideshow presentation in CIO.com. †Now just imagine if this ad goes out now but for the iPod Nano? LOL. †Click here to see more old and funny tech ads.

It’s important to take note though that we now find the gadgets and gizmos featured in most of these ads funny because we tend to compare them with the technology and gadgets we know today. †I can imagine that these featured gadgets and gizmos were the geekest and the coolest way back then.

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Golfer and the Devil. A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. ‘Boy, I’d give anything to sink this putt,’ the golfer mumbles to himself. †Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, ‘Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?’

Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen so he says, ‘Sure,’ and sinks the†putt.

Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, ‘Gee, I sure would like to get an eagle on this one.’ The same stranger is at his side again and whispers, ‘Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?’

Shrugging, the golfer replies, ‘Okay..’ And he makes an eagle.

On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win. Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to his side and says, ‘Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?’

‘Definitely,’ the golfer replies, and he makes the eagle.

As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks alongside him and says, ‘I haven’t really been fair with you because you don’t know who I am. I’m the devil, and from this day forward you will have no sex life.’

‘Nice to meet you,’ the golfer replies, ‘I’m Father O’Malley.’

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Pope vs. Rabii. Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy . There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal: he’d have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy; if the Pope won, they’d have to convert or leave.

Image Credit: blogs.reuters.com

Image Credit: blogs.reuters.com

The Jewish people met and picked an aged and wise rabbi to represent them in the debate. However, as the rabbi spoke no Italian, and the Pope spoke no Yiddish, they agreed that it would be a ‘silent’ debate.

On the chosen day the Pope and rabbi sat opposite each other.

The Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.

The rabbi looked back and raised one finger.

Next, the Pope waved his finger around his head.

The rabbi pointed to the ground where he sat.

The Pope brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine.

The rabbi pulled out an apple.

With that, the Pope stood up and declared himself beaten and said that the rabbi was too clever. The Jews could stay in Italy.

Later the Cardinals met with the Pope and asked him what had happened.

The Pope said, “First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity.

He responded by holding up a single finger to remind me there is still†only one God common to both our faiths. Then, I waved my finger around my head to show him that God was all around us. The rabbi responded by pointing to the ground to show that God was also right here with us. I pulled out the wine and host to show that through the perfect sacrifice Jesus has atoned for our sins, but the rabbi pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin. He bested me at every move and I could not continue.”

Meanwhile, the Jewish community gathered to ask the rabbi how he’d won.

“I haven’t a clue,” said the rabbi. “First, he told me that we had three days to get out of Italy , so I gave him the finger. Then he tells me that the whole country would be cleared of Jews but I told him emphatically that we were staying right here.”

“And then what?” asked a woman.

“Who knows?” said the rabbi. “He took out his lunch, so I took out mine.

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2 thoughts on “Apple Ad | Golf Humor | A Pissing Contest

  1. thanks. some great infomation here keep up the good work. I cannot really leave a more constructive comment as i’m abit out of my deph but i will be checking back here for further updates. from London,England

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