THIS has been circulating around in the highest echelons of society †(i.e., business leaders, heads of states, the rich and the famous, etc.). †Or so I was told. †Why I got it in my e-mail inbox is still a mystery to me.††:-D

Since these people are doing very well maybe we should follow their lead.

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Wine versus Water†

A certain Ben Franklin supposedly said:††“In wine there is wisdom.††In beer there is freedom. †In water there is bacteria.”†

In a number of carefully controlled trials,†scientists have demonstrated that if we drink one liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli,†more popularly known as E. Coli, the†bacteria found in feces.†

In other words, we are consuming†one†kilo of poop.†

However, we do NOT run that risk when†drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.†

Remember:†

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid,†than to drink water and be full of s–t.

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