Of beer and hormones
HERE’S TO share a forwarded e-mail message that really made me laugh.
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Why I don’t drink beer anymore
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This is serious stuff….beer contains female hormones!
Last month scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens); therefore, by drinking enough beer, men can turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the tests subjects:
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- Argued over nothing.
- Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
- Gained weight.
- Talked excessively without making sense.
- Became overly emotional.
- Couldn’t drive.
- Failed to think rationally.
- Had to sit down to urinate.
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No further testing was considered necessary.
