I WAS greatly entertained by these daft definitions a friend forwarded to me through e-mail.
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ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle
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BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
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CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.†
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CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.†
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COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.†
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DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.†
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EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.†
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HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.†
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INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.†
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MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.†
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RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.†
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SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.†
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SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.†
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TOOTHACHE:†
The pain that drives you to extraction.†
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TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.†
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WRINKLES:
Something other people have.
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And here’s my personal favorite:
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YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
Bwahaha. Very witty definitions. Thanks for sharing.
>Kuki: You’re welcome.
Not my original materials though. Just re-posting from somewhere to share with you guys. 