I RECEIVED about a dozen naughty ‘Happy New Year’ greetings via SMS from some of my closest pals. †Unfortunately most of them are too obscene to post in this blog so I had to do a tedious screening and censorship process that reached up to two and a half days (which gives me a convenient excuse for publishing my New Year blog entries just now ;-> ).
At the end of the screening and filtering process I ended up with only two. †Here they are:
(1)†
Starting January 1, may you be as handsome as your mother thinks, as rich as your child believes, and may you have as many women as your wife suspects! ;->
(2)
I wish that you may have…
the courage of David,
the meekness of Joseph,
the faithfulness of Moses,
the obedience of Abraham,
the wisdom of Solomon,
and the penis of Goliath!
