MY FRIEND, Harry Estipona of the UP-MBA Housemates, loves to collect this kind of jokes.† I’ve always wondered why but never got the chance to ask him.† Maybe I will some day.† Meanwhile I just learned that he already went to the US of A to join his wife Janet and son Tatu.
Maybe I should ask Janet instead. 
I am dedicating this weekend comic relief to Harry, Janet and Tatu.† Have a good life and laugh (at each other) a lot. 
1.† WOMEN’S REVENGE
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
“So, do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked.
“No,” she replied, “but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
And I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.”
2.† UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN’S PERSPECTIVE)
“I know I’m not going to understand women. I’ll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.”
(Heard from man staring at a spider in his hospital ward’s ceiling.† He was hospitalized for hot oil burns.)
3.† WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a dayÖ
ìÖ30,000 to a man’s 15,000.î
The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to menÖî
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”
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