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In my own personal opinion, half of the foregoing list might not have been actually uttered by Ms. Marquez. But who cares? Ms. Marquez must be very pleased and proud that these timeless and priceless words of unfathomable wisdom are being attributed to her.
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“My brother is not a girl; he’s a gentleman.”
“That’s why I’m a success, it’s because I don’t middle in other people’s lives.”
“Don’t judge my brother; he’s not a book.”
“I won’t stoop down to my level.” (she makes perfect sense with this one, you know)
“Hello? Bulag ka ba? Bingi ka ba? Are you dep?”
“Yung STD, baka sa maruming toilet lang niya nakuha yan.”
“Eh, ikaw ba naman, durugin ang ari mo?? Pag di ka naman manutok ng baril.”
“We are lovers, not fighters.”
“Kapatid ko pa rin siya. We are one and the same.”
“I don’t eat meat. I’m not a carnival.”
“I couldn’t care a damn!”
“What’s your next class before this?
“Can you repeat that for the 2nd time around once more?” (I don’t think she said this)
“Hello, my brother joey is out of town, would you like to wait?
“Don’t touch me not!”
“You! you’re not a boy anymore! You’re a man anymore!”
“Hello? For a while. Please hang yourself.”
“Don’t judge me! I’m not a book! (I think “Don’t judge my brother…” is the actual quote.)
“Why should I have a calling card? I`m not a call girl! (Her reply to a certain duke when the latter is asking for her calling card.)
“Bakit ang dami mong tanong? You’re so questionable. You can fool me once, you can fool me twice, you can fool me thrice. But you can never fool me FOUR!”
“Hindi ba kayo naawa sa kapatid ko…sa mga kwento nya? Di ba kayo na-PERSUAVE ng mga kwento niya? Hindi si Joey ang tipong mambubugbog ng babae…talaga lang malapit siya sa mga gulo…PRO-ACCIDENT kasi siya eh.”
“They should talk behind the scene…”
(before Christmas) “Well, I want to spend my holidays with my family most probably out of place.”
(While waiting backstage during a noontime show after watching Nikki Valdez do her dance number) “Nikki, you’re so galing. You should go to the States. You will sell hotcakes!”
(After giving birth, and an interview on The Buzz) “My answers have been prayered.”
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